World’s Oldest Person Dies at 115

Gertrude Baines died yesterday in Los Angeles at the age of 115, according to the Associated Press.

She liked to eat fried chicken, bacon, and ice cream.

Her physician, Charles Witt, M.D., said, “She told me that she owes her longevity to the Lord, that she never did drink, and never did smoke, and she never did fool around,” according to CNN.com (Sept. 12, 2009)

Steve Parker, M.D.

One Response to “World’s Oldest Person Dies at 115”

  1. Darya Says:

    If fooling around is a risk factor for death I’m in big trouble!!


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