Researchers at a major university in Italy today announced the successful splice of an anti-obesity gene in to the mitochondrial DNA of a morbidly obese man.
The study’s 57-year-old subject, revealed only as “Luigi”, had tried and failed numerous weight-loss programs, including bariatric surgery. He weighed 194 kilograms (427 pounds). Stricken with heart failure and uncontrollable diabetes and hypertension, his doctors had given him only 6 months to live. When researchers approached him with their highly experimental and risky idea a year ago, Luigi said, “What have I got to lose?” Scientists had heretofore demonstrated the efficacy of their treatment only in mice.
The scientists injected the “skinny gene” into their human guinea pig a year ago. The weight literally melted away effortlessly. Luigi lost weight down to 72 kilograms (160 pounds) and stabilized there. He eats whatever and as much as he wants. “I feel like a 16-year-old again! I’ve got a new lease on life!”
Lead investigator, Giovanni Panatella, Ph.D, explained that the human mitochondria generate all the energy needed to fuel our body’s metabolic processes. Speaking through an interpreter, Dr. Panatella said, “The foreign gene we inserted into Luigi’s genetic code disinhibits the enzyme that acts as a governor on the energy-producing NADP-ATPase pathway in the mitochondria. Obviously, Luigi couldn’t help but lose weight. We ‘rev’d up his metabolism,’ in layman’s terms.”
Before his pioneering work in Italy, Dr. Panatella did advanced post-graduate studies in molecular biology at the University of California - Berkeley.
Surprisingly, the source of the spliced gene is from the insect, Carausius morosus, commonly known in the United States as a walking stick. Why this unlikely source of a “skinny gene”? The study’s chief co-investigator, Dr. Cristobal Donatella Colon, explained: “Think about it. Have you ever seen a fat walking stick? Think some more… NOBODY has ever seen a fat walking stick. It’s genetically impossible.”
Through painstaking work over years, the Italian team was able to isolate and replicate the “skinny” gene. Colleagues at T-Gen, the Translational Genomics Institute in Phoenix, Arizona, worked with the Italians to insert the gene into Luigi’s DNA.
Panatella said that large-scale, multinational, phase-3 clinical studies begin next month, and results will be presented to various scientific conferences and regulatory bodies 6 months later. In the United States, the Food and Drug Administration has long been criticized for the expense and length of time required to bring a new therapy to the marketplace. Political pressure has been mounting to streamline the process. Un-named sources at the FDA expect the new treatment will sail through the myriad oversight and peer-review committees. Regulators are well aware of the huge burden of morbidity and mortality attributable to the epidemic of obesity.
The Italians and T-Gen are in preliminary negotiations with Wall-Mart to market the gene therapy through in-store pharmacies. The gene is delivered with a simple intravenous injection taking only a few minutes. Researchers expect only one injection will be needed. Wall-Mart executives are not yet prepared to say if the “skinny gene” will be available on their popular $4 prescription program.
Dr. Walter Wilett, renowned nutrition researcher and head of Harvard University’s School of Pubic Health remarked, “This is the breakthrough the scientific community has been waiting decades for. Dr. Panatella, can you say ‘Nobel Prize in Medicine.’?” International prestige associated with the breakthrough is expected to swell the ranks of students and researchers at the University of Bologna, where Drs. Panatella and Colon are based.
News of the astounding scientific advance reached Wall Street early today. Stock prices of NutriSysem, Jenny Craigg, and Weight Watcher dropped precipitously, 60% on average. Analysts are dubious about long-term viablility of the companies.
A crestfallen Marie Osmund, who recently inked a multi-year, multi-million dollar contract as a NutriSysem spokesperson, asked, “What am I gonna do now? I’ve already spent the money!”
Cornelia Atkins, widow of diet guru and best-selling author Robert G. Atkins, said, “If you’d like 800,000 paperback books, I’ll make you a sweet deal. They make great fire-starters for your fireplace!”
Ima Goodfellow, spokesperson for The Center for Sciences in the Public Interest, was the only wet blanket. “I’ve got some excess weight I’d like to lose, but I’m not so sure I want insect DNA injected into me.”
Stephen Parker, M.D., author of The Advanced Mediteranean Diet: Lose Weight, Feel Better, Last Longer AdvancedMediteraneanDiet.com
References:
Panatella, G. and Colon, C. Effects of Enzymatic Dis-Inhibition on NADP-ATPase Energy Generation by C. morosus gene locus br459 in the human mitochondrion. International Journal of Hermuenetics and Genomics, 56 (2008): 266-281.
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